Hei. There's a lil bit of NSFW stuff here so watch yo babies ● ᴥ ●
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Shipping wall aka. characters I'd like to see do the thing
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Skip the talking if you wanna and block the tag "yadda yadda" 'cause bleh
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Art Tag - i got a pencil in my pants and i ain't afraid to use it
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Itty Bitty Writing Tag - seat your asses it's story time
hit on people to avoid being hit on
i had a headache today so instead of torturing it with schoolwork i did this. i make good choices 
drops this then goes to bed cause wow dang tomorrow awaits
john takes great pride in his movie marathons and always brags about staying awake all night but every damn time he falls asleep and whomever he’s with suffers the consequences of an unconscious egbert sleeping on them
apologizes for being so inactive and gives you sad-ish half-assed bunjohn i’m sorry
apology for me being cat poop i’m sorry i’ll try to clean up the litter box soon
brojohn “the little mermaid” au kinda
except it’s less weird romance like and double the stupidity
basically just john being a merboy and finding some random dude that smells awful on the beach haha
i really like john riding dicks hahaha
also good practice for trying to get better at drawing human genitals
psychostriders brojohn for anon uou
i really need to learn how to color sighhhh
i love how you just gotta draw bro’s gloves and you instantly know it’s him